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TheBrothersKouzmanoff: why do will and carlton care so much if trey lorenz is trying to bang ashley |
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maddux.xmission.com: Because she's eleven! And that's not Trey Lorenz, it's Tevin Campbell. |
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TheBrothersKouzmanoff: lol do you remember the hit tune "do me" by bell biv devoe? i thought it was awesomely frank in its straightforwardness |
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TheBrothersKouzmanoff: oh man when that shit came on the radio when i was in the car with my parents i got sooo embarrassed, lol an i had to pretend like i didn't know what they meant by "do me"
but i did |
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maddux.xmission.com: I was 35 years old when that song came out. |
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maddux.xmission.com: Bell Biv Devoe is in an episode of Fresh Prince, though /rummages through DVDs
they try to film a music video at the Banks residence and hip-hop hilarity ensues |
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TheBrothersKouzmanoff: oh my effing gee dude your pits are rank, when was the last time you showered |
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maddux.xmission.com: Oh. I, uh. /looks toward showers |
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**Online Host**
Meanwhile, in the San Diego Padres Showers Chatroom... |
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son_of_jor-el: /washes pristine nubian skin |
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problem_giles_2: Marcus, Marcus, hurry up and get in here! Khalil is in here! |
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problem_giles: Oh boy! |
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son_of_jor-el: uh hey guys how bout these showers huh, pretty fun to clean your body |
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problem_giles: I'LL SAY
/strips buck naked
/begins meticulously shaving own nuts with straight razor |
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problem_giles_2: Oh yeah bro, that is some hilarious junks!
/strips bare ass nude
/does the Roger Rabbit |
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son_of_jor-el: okily dokily im gonna turn around this way and look at our wall for a while /conditions nervously |
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problem_giles_2: so I heard this awesome joke you wanna hear it |
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problem_giles: /lathers taint
SURE DO BROTHER LAY IT ON ME |
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problem_giles_2: I'm fucking my Mom and my Dad at the same time, right! And all of a sudden Grandfather comes in and we start just making out, just making it all out |
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problem_giles: shit yeah this is a bad ass joke!!! |
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son_of_jor-el: /gets shampoo in eye
/starts to freak out |
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problem_giles_2: And then all of a sudden the talent agent who was watching us goes "so what do you call your act" and the dog goes |
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problem_giles: and then the dog goes THE ARISTO CRATS!!! Yeayah! /pumps fist
/leaps into brother's arms |
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problem_giles_2: SHOT THE FUCK UP YA TURD AN LEMME FINISH THE JOKE |
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problem_giles: Fuck you I made up that joke! I made it up just now! /flicks brother in scrotal sack |
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problem_giles_2: AW THAT'S IT YA LITTLE /begins to nude wrestle |
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son_of_jor-el: oh save me jesus aaaah /is drawn into Heathcliff-like scuffle |
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**Online Host**
Back in the San Diego Padres Chatroom! |
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maddux.xmission.com: If it's all the same to you I'd just like to sit here and enjoy my stories in a filthy peace. |
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TheBrothersKouzmanoff: hold on is this will smith the actor on this show |
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maddux.xmission.com: sigh, look, just- |
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**Online Host**
problem_giles, problem_giles_2, and son_of_jor-el have rolled into the floor of the San Diego Padres Chatroom in a wet, nude, pubic, lathered embrace. |
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maddux.xmission.com: just |
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maddux.xmission.com: ... |
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maddux.xmission.com: ... |
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maddux.xmission.com: ... |
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maddux.xmission.com: ... |
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problem_giles_2: /pulls away from perverse mess
AN THE FUCKIN GUY GOES, THE ARISTOCRATICS |
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maddux.xmission.com: /glasses break |
