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3TimesANady: Oh God, I think I have Crohn's Disease! What the Hell is Crohn's Disease! |
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BigLeagueChoo: crones disease nooooo |
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3TimesANady: It says here "Crohn's Disease is an inflammatory disease of the bowels, and-" |
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3TimesANady: ...oh, oh God. I have a bowel disorder! And I play for the Pirates! There is no place possible for this to tastefully go. |
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god_doumit: Yeah, it's too bad you play for such a "shitty" team! |
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SurrenderTheCastle: lol IF YOU CAN'T PLAY RIGHT FIELD MAYBE YOU CAN DO "RELIEF" |
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3TimesANady:  |
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god_doumit: maybe now we can sign El Duque |
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CotaManyColors: when you come up to bat they'll play that part in "take a walk on the wild side" when the colored girls go "doo, doo doo, doo doo, doo doodoo doo" |
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BigLeagueChoo: attack of the crones |
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3TimesANady: This is recockulous! I have a serious ailment, just like Jacksonville Jag Wires superstar David Garrard! As humorous as "throbbing butt hole disease" might be, I'm a human being and you're terrible for making fun of me. |
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3TimesANady: If I weren't Xavier Nady and I didn't play for the Pirates (or the Mets or the Padres) you wouldn't be treating me like this! I'd get ESPN tributes! I'd get black arm bands! |
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3TimesANady: If somebody like Derek Jeter got a swollen colon you'd be going nuts! |
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god_doumit: hahahahah |
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CotaManyColors: yessss Xavier Nady with Crohn's Disease is awesome |
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3TimesANady: lock the doors, coach, I'm going to kill every single person in this room |
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BigLeagueChoo: around the survivors a pelimeter create |
