The Dugout
By B - 12-10-06
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Welcome to the 2005 BUDDIES FOREVER Kansas City Royals Chatroom!

Buddy Bell

BuddyIcon: Guys, I know it's been tough on you this season, and I know the higher-ups keep telling us that it's a "rebuilding year." I don't know how to say it, but I need you all to stick together.

Runelvys Hernandez run_elvys_run: LIKE GLUE AN CONGSTRUCTION PAPER COACH
BitTerrence: I'm with you all the way! If we all try hard and stay best friends, there's no way we can lose!

ItDontMatter2DeJesus: Hear hear! To friendship... to the Kansas City Royals!

Buddy Bell

BuddyIcon: /toasts

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Two years later, in the Kansas City Royals Chatroom...

GilgaMeche: ha ha you fool, once i have stolen your baseball equipment you will have no choice but to call me master!

ItDontMatter2DeJesus: what the hell is going on

GilgaMeche: DO YOU LIKE MY GLOVE

it was given to me by the great NOLAN RYAN

ItDontMatter2DeJesus: WHAT AM I TO DO

PECOTA

PECOTA: DRAW! YOUR DIRK AND REND HIM ASUNDER

ItDontMatter2DeJesus: I DON'T HAVE A DIRK I PLAY BASEBALL

GilgaMeche: Enkidu! ATTACK!

SkinnaMarEnkidu: rarrrrrr /pounces

ItDontMatter2DeJesus: aaaaaah
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Meanwhile, in Boston...
Theo Epstein TheoElDio: Runelvys, we're interested in signing you to a minor league contract. Would you be willing to take a small step down to take a huge step forward?
Runelvys Hernandez

run_elvys_run: ASSOLUTLY I LOVE THE BEISBOL

Theo Epstein TheoElDio: Great, just sign here. Good, good. Now, here is your helmet with a flashlight on it and your pick-ax.
Runelvys Hernandez

run_elvys_run: QUE

THIS IS NO THE MINOR LEAGUES

Theo Epstein

TheoElDio: no i'm pretty sure i said "miner" leagues

Now go take a giant step forward into that cave.

/shoves Runelvys into mineshaft

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Meanwhile, somewhere in the Pacific Ocean near New York...
BitTerrence: /floats silently