The Dugout
By B - 9-1-2026
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Andre Ethier

ethier_or: do you remember the one where Lisa Turtle shows up with a baby and says it's Carlton's, and they go to elope and then Will finds out she was lying and Carlton has to admit to everybody that he's a virgin

Greg Maddux maddux.xmission.com: YES haha do you remember the one where Geoffrey does the running man?
Andre Ethier ethier_or: hahahaha yesss
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pennywise and MilanoCollectionAT have entered the chatroom.
pennywise: sorry to interrupt guys but my girlfriend stopped by to say hello so why doesn't everyone say hello to my girlfriend
MilanoCollectionAT: Hey guys this is Alyssa Milano!
Greg Maddux maddux.xmission.com: charmed.
pennywise: she designs baseball themed clothes for women
MilanoCollectionAT: When I go to baseball games, I want to wear fan gear to support my team, but I’ve found that the product mix offered in the current marketplace does not address my everyday fashion needs.
MilanoCollectionAT: So now when I'm at one of Brad's "Dogyer (sp)" games I don't have to wear a hat, I can wear a kimono with a big Yankees logo in the center

pennywise: /

MilanoCollectionAT: And then whoever wins the game I'm watching is my favorite team!!
Andre Ethier ethier_or: jeez Brad who is the boss in your relationship
Greg Maddux maddux.xmission.com: Yeah, even Anna Benson changed hats when her husband got traded to another team.
Andre Ethier ethier_or: I think a girl looks a hell of a lot better in a T-shirt that says "Dodgers" than she does in high-heel stilettos with Tommy Lasorda's face on the side.
pennywise: what

does everyone feel this way
LoneyTunes: yep
SmokeSomeGagne: Yes.
MeWantHoneycutt: absolutely.
Some Dodger additional_d0dg3r: no
pennywise: aw man I had no idea! what about you Brain, do you feel this way too?
Brain: aroooo /meekly nods
MilanoCollectionAT: okay whatever like you guys know anything about fashion, phht, I don't even care

/bursts into tears
pennywise: baby dont cry you so sexy a angel shouldn't cry
MilanoCollectionAT: Come on, Brad, I'm not spending another minute with these stupid Boston Red Sox!
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pennywise and MilanoCollectionAT have left the chatroom.
MasaSaito: *shrug* I didn't think the kimono was so bad.
Greg Maddux maddux.xmission.com: aw crap, you know what I just thought about?
Andre Ethier ethier_or: the one where they think Zsa Zsa Gabor stole Ant Viv's silverware
Greg Maddux maddux.xmission.com: YES