The Dugout
By B - 12-1-06
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**Online Host**
Welcome to the 2006 Dundies Chatroom (hosted by Chili's)!

Dwigt: /cues up "You Sexy Thing" by Hot Chocolate

Michael_Scarn: All right! This next award goes to somebody who... really lights up Major League Baseball. Somebody who I think a lot of us cannot

keep

from wanting on our team.

Michael_Scarn: The National League MVP ... goes to...

Rrrrryan, the temp!

InTheMidnightHoward: what

Michael_Scarn: yyyeah! aw-huh! You sexy thang you! Ah, here you go

/hands Howard MVP
/pulls MVP award away

unh, where ya come from

/hands Howard MVP
/pulls MVP award away
InTheMidnightHoward: /stares awkwardly at camera

Michael_Scarn: There you go! /pats Howard on ass

Pujol_Junkie: e'boolshit

Michael_Scarn: I uh, I, I .... /stares awkwardly at camera

Pujol_Junkie: ain MVP shoul no come from e'team a did not make e'playoffs

InTheMidnightHoward: what's your problem man why you doin' this in front of errbody at the chillys

**Online Host**
The camera is wobbling around for some reason.

Pujol_Junkie: our staytistic look the same, howaver, alBEAR pooHOLE lee his team to e'champonship

what e'you lee your phillies to, e'coninental brayfest

InTheMidnightHoward: The idea that MVPs should only come from the good teams is the most ass-backwards shit ever. I made three-hunned thousand dollars last year and almost hit 60 homeruns.

InTheMidnightHoward: You made fote-teen million dollars and did the same.

InTheMidnightHoward: You pay fitty dollars for a hot dog that's the best fuckin' hot dog in the got damn world, right, but if you pay a dolla for the same dog, that's value

most value

Pujol_Junkie: i have e'dream, to be in e'coopers town. i muss have a numbers to get into!

InTheMidnightHoward: bra they let bruce sutter into the hoaf last year, you gonna be all right. Trust me, they take you away from the Cards, they'll still be pretty good.
InTheMidnightHoward: what happens when they take Ryan Howard away from da Phillies
Pujol_Junkie: /stares awkwardly at the camera
Michael_Scarn: /stares awkwardly at the camera
SpicyCurry: /stares awkwardly at the camera
Spamster: /stares awkwardly at the camera

HamburgerHalpert: /stares awkwardly at the camera

**Online Host**
Spamster and HamburgerHalpert are now staring awkwardly at each other.

For like, ever.

InTheMidnightHoward: ya feel me
 

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Michael_Scarn has left the chatroom.

 

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Ping has entered the chatroom.

Ping: HERRO EVERYBODEEEEE
Ping: Oh, dat wir be fwar. Ah, me so horny!
John Henry (Irons) principlepwner: /gives Ping 70 million dollars

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