The Dugout
By B - 9-27-1960
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**Online Host**
Welcome to the 1960 Baltimore Orioles Chatroom!

breeding_rainbow: say, anybody catch the presidential debate on the boob tube last night? watchin' dicky nixon sweat was a real gas
KaiserWilhelm: Climb it, Tarzan! Jack Kennedy is all show and no go!
breeding_rainbow: Quiet, spaz, or I'll pound you one!
busby3D: Both a you is thicker than a five dollar malt! It don't matter, see, as long as one'ovum is drawing designs on the space program!
albie_sure: Jimmy's right, fellas! I saw on the newsreel that the Commies are sendin' animals inta outer space! Dogs and chickens an the like!
Jeff Conine ConineOBrien: Ah can it, Albie! Yer always goin' on about these far out schemes!
albie_sure: honest, gents! They call it, aaaaaaaah sputnik I tinks!
Jeff Conine ConineOBrien: meanwhile back at the ranch! /holds nose and sticks out tongue
MoyerBodyGirl: All right, who's the rat fink who put this flaming bag of dog mess in my locker! /stomps out bag

d'aaawwwww!!!
KaiserWilhelm: lol look out everyone, Old Man Moyer's on the warpath!
  **Online Host**
manuel_labor has entered the chatroom in a TIME MACHINNNEEEEE
manuel_labor: Do not be alarmed, Turn-of-the-Century Orioles! It is I, Charlie Manuel of the Future!
breeding_rainbow: smooth move, exlax! This is 1960! We turned the century YEARS ago!
manuel_labor: So you're saying I can't improve my 2006 Philadelphia Phillies by bringing back John McGraw, Tacks Latimer, or the great Chappie Snodgrass?
busby3D: Nope! You're hangin' a B.A. through time!
manuel_labor: all right fine give me the two oldest orioles you've got
Jeff Conine ConineOBrien: see you guys later
MoyerBodyGirl: hold on I need to get my medicine