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**Online Host**
Welcome to the Free Agency "Deal or No Deal" Chatroom!
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mandel_king: *smug grin* Aramis. |
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ReadOnlyMemory: Yes! /rubs hands together nervously |
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mandel_king: There are now 25 cases left. Each case contains a contract, a dollar amount anywhere between one penny... or A-Rod Money. |
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ReadOnlyMemory:  |
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mandel_king: Now we all know how the game is played. I'm going to ask you, "do you want money," and then you have to tell me whether or not you want money. |
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ReadOnlyMemory: LET'S DO THIS THANG *awkward game show contestant dance* |
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mandel_king: /who wants to be a millionaire lights
Aramis.
Do you want.
Money. |
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ReadOnlyMemory: urrrrr!!!!! /looks to crowd anxiously because he went on a game show but evidently does not want to actually play the game show himself |
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**Online Host**
The crowd is chanting YES YES YES and NO NO NO at the same time so it sounds like YO YO YO
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ReadOnlyMemory: I... HOWIE I DON'T WANT MONEY /covers button |
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**Online Host**
The crowd roars, for some reason.
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mandel_king: *smug grin* Now, the case you have sitting beside you. That's the offer from the Chicago Cubs. |
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mandel_king: Before you make another choice, "The Dealer" is going to make an offer to buy out that offer.
With money.
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Dealer: /talks on the phone in the dark
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**Online Host**
The phone is now ringing. The phone on the game show!
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mandel_king: Yes sir.
Mmhm.
You're sure. That's an awful lot of money.
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ReadOnlyMemory: WHAT'D HE SAY HOWIE YOU TELL ME *raises the roof* |
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mandel_king: The offer was substantial. For your Chicago Cubs offer, the Dealer wants to give you-
A lot of money!
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ReadOnlyMemory: OH SHNAP /looks to crowd and pantomimes asking them questions before he is even asked to make a decision |
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mandel_king: Aramis. Do you want a lot of money. Deal, or no Deal.
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ReadOnlyMemory: Well Howie, as the Fallen Angel you realize that a lot of money is a lot of money! I'm in the prime of my career, so I've...
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Man I gotta ask my friends!!!! |
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mandel_king: /turns to friends
Chicago Cubs. |
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grin_and_barrett: you gotta take the money baby! you gotta take the money baby! you got to take that money baby! /holds hands over head and dances in place |
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Pierrepants: /repeatedly makes umpire "he's safe" motion with hands
NO DEAL
NO DEAL
NO DEAL
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The who wants to be a millionaire lights have flashed in MarkPrevious's eyes. |
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MarkPrevious: /falls off stage |
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mandel_king: You heard them, Aramis. They contrastingly want you to agree and disagree to get money. What will it be.
Deal.
or no Deal. |
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ReadOnlyMemory: /hops up and down in place |
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ReadOnlyMemory: Howie, after long deliberation, I've decided that I'm gonna- |
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mandel_king: -and I'm going to let you finish that sentence-
after the commercial. /points to screen
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