**Online Host** *translated from Japanese* |
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| SukeSukeNow: The New York Yankees want me, the Boston Red Sox want me. The Mets want me, the Orioles, Cubs, Dodgers, and Padres want me. | |
| SukeSukeNow: Next season Nintendo is making the Mariners swing at pitches with a remote control and half of a nunchuck, so Seattle wants me. | |
| kazuo_sex: Aaah, I remember when people wanted me. Those were the days. /sips plastic lemonade | |
| SukeSukeNow: I'll probably end up playing for the Yankees, because then I'll have so much Yen that bitches be callin' me Donnie. | |
kazuo_sex: are the Yanks seriously going to make you call yourself "Dong?" |
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| SukeSukeNow: Well I don't want to make Wang feel bad. And it fits the motif. Next year the Mets are going to start calling Shawn Green "Schlong." | |
kazuo_sex: So why do you think everyone wants you so badly all of a sudden? The World Baseball Classic? didn't we cheat or some shit |
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SukeSukeNow: It's the GYROBALL, man, everybody wants it. |
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kazuo_sex: What exactly does that do? |
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SukeSukeNow: Anthropomorphic Japanese scientists figured out a way to throw a slider like you're throwing a fastball, and when it gets to the batter, it- here let me show you |
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| can_i_takeya_order: /readies bat | |
SukeSukeNow: /rotates arm away from body at point of release BLATHERING BLATHERSKITE~! |
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| **Online Host** SukeSukeNow's GYROBALL has turned into GIZMODUCK. |
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can_i_takeya_order: OH FUCK ME /swings wildly |
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| **Online Host** SukeSukeNow's GYROBALL has destroyed can_i_takeya_order with a laser blast. |
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| can_i_takeya_order: GRAAAAHHHH /collapses into ash | |
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HonorableUmpire: strike one |
| kazuo_sex: Sweeeet. | |
| SukeSukeNow: You know, now that we're talking about it, I don't know why you never learned to do anything like that. Didn't you bat .267 last year? | |
| kazuo_sex: so | |
| SukeSukeNow: SO, you were a bad ass for the Seibu Lions! In 2002 you batted .332 with 36 stolen bases and 36 home runs! How do you go from that to .267? | |
| kazuo_sex: Honestly, the Major Leagues are a lot different from Japan. You'll learn that. Being good here doesn't automatically make you good there. You can be Ichiro, or you can be Hideki Irabu. Being Asian doesn't make you good. Being good makes you good. Don't forget that. | |
SukeSukeNow: I guess I'll just have to keep making up pitches, then. /unrolls a series of blueprints |
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| kazuo_sex: Besides, I never played for the Seibu Lions. I played for the SABO Lions. | |
| SaboToothTiger: chotto matte kudasai |
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