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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: well look at these morose motherfuckers right here, looks like somebody shit in their fruited loops |
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TheAngryInge: get out of here, Kyle, we feel bad enough about losing already. |
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ZumayaMyLord: I thought we had it, too. If only we'd won several more games!
hey wait, why are you wearing a Yankees hat? I thought you played for us! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: BONGGGGG
tough luck there zoobalizoo, k-farns shows allegiance to only the best of teams and since the season is over "best team in base ball" defaults back to yankees |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: besides i throw over one thousand miles per hour
im like amazo, kid, i evolvt beyond this horse-nonsense
one queery before i go tho |
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TheAngryInge: What's that? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: whose your tiger
WHOSE YOUR TIGER BRANDO /punches Inge in stomach
g'fa, ha, ha |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: well look at these morose motherfuckers right here, looks like somebody shit in their corned pops |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: The season is over. We won some. We lost very little. But it's over, and as team captain I say we focus on the most important thing about the offseason: |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Bud Selig's Hallo Rockin' Ween Costume Party. Kyle, which of these would be a hotter costume for Alex? /holds up costumes
Andy says "fireman," I say "ultimate bachelor." |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: do what now |
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homosexual_rod: I TOLL JOO, aRAH ALWAYS GOES AS A POOSYGAT |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: cant
jim thome is going as a pussy cat |
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WordUpThome: ME |
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WordUpThome: MEOW |
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homosexual_rod: SHEET |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Aw baby, don't get upset! You'll be the sexiest man there even if you dress up like Otis Nixon! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: cant
melido perez is going as otis nixon |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Well then, smart guy! What's YOUR Halloween costume? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: why funny you should axe im goen as actor d.b. sweeney off of my secont favorite movie ever 'the cutting edge,' check the threads
a spitten image
ima be all like, 'no moira kelly your ass has to learn compromise or we'll never win romantic gold' |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: What's your first favorite movie? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: an then if she dont listen ima spike her headfirst into the ice rink during our special move
what
back to the future part II you stupid shit everybody knows that
god |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: Why aren't you going as Marty McFly, then? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: couldnt
dontrelle willis is going as marty mcfly |
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MeTrain: you fade lorraine and you fade ya brain |
