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DrEckEckstein: so what do I do? |
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RolenOnDubs: you push A fer gas and B fer break, and /tilts controller
you push that R button to powerslide around the turns. If you wiggle the analog stick while you do it you get a boost. So just pick your guy. |
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DrEckEckstein: Oh-kaaaay, let's see, I'll beeeee.... Toadette! Annnnnd.... |
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RolenOnDubs: jesus christ Dave don't pick Toadette |
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LaRussasOnFire: Cardinals, if I could pull you away from the videa games for a moment, I've got some bad news.
We've won the World Series. |
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PunchedYourBelliard: aw man I heard about that |
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LaRussasOnFire: Yes, we've won the World Series but very few people are interested, and since we set the all-time record for least wins with a World Series victory we have shamed Major League Baseball and its associates. |
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RolenOnDubs: God, if we'd just won more of our regular season games this victory would've meant something. Damn you, you fucking Brewers! |
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BennettLikeBeckham: yeah fuck the brewers, those fucking brewers |
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LaRussasOnFire: Next year we will sign a few high-powered free agents, focus on winning 116 games against the Pirates, and then maybe, just maybe, our loss in the NLDS will be praised for effort and hailed as "a shock; completely unexpected." |
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DrEckEckstein: Wow, I won! |
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LaRussasOnFire: What are you guys doing? |
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RolenOnDubs: Playin' the Mario Kart Double Dash. Dave just won because my controller is broken
/throws controller at television
/controller flies 10 feet over television's head |
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LaRussasOnFire: Mario and Luigi! Nice choices, Scott. Who were you, David? |
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DrEckEckstein: Toadette and Paratrooper Kooper Trooper. |
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LaRussasOnFire: Is that a girl Toad? How the hell did that happen? |
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DrEckEckstein: It's funny. Even when it looks like it could never happen, sometimes Toadette and Paratrooper Kooper Trooper can beat the Mario Brothers. |
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LaRussasOnFire: Hm. |
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Blooper: i got next
/puts quarters on gamecube |
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LaRussasOnFire: Who do you pick, Braden? |
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Blooper: oogtar the caveboy and larry koopa |
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DrEckEckstein: They aren't even in the game. |
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Blooper: the cubbies are winning the world series next year
i swear to god, it's a metaphor
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