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PunchedYourBelliard: I don't care what I've got to do, we're gonna win this series. |
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PunchedYourBelliard: I tried wearing my hat inside out with the brim up but with the braids it made my head look like a sea anemone so psssh |
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PunchedYourBelliard: Then I thought about contracing the Rally Monkey but I found out he was Ross's monkey from "Friends" and I don't want my team to be "The One With the Fagmo Who Watches Friends." |
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PunchedYourBelliard: Plus that ape tried to throw Tim Salmon at me, so psssh |
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PunchedYourBelliard: I even tried eating at a "Rally's" but the Big Buford sits up in my belliard so pssssh |
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PunchedYourBelliard: The only thing left to do that makes sense is "grow my hair like a absolute retard" so here goes.
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TrulyMaggliDeeply: hey mang i like e'your hair |
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PunchedYourBelliard: hey thanks man |
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TrulyMaggliDeeply: and by "like e'your hair" i mean it to say "your hair is a shit"
you cannot hope to win for you see your hair is e'nferior to miiiiine
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PunchedYourBelliard: oic you switcht it up on a brother
Bitch I take the world of reverse afros seriously I get my hair cut at a place called "The Mane Event" |
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TrulyMaggliDeeply: i get a hair cut at "hair today gone tomorrow" |
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PunchedYourBelliard: I get my hair cut at "Parting is Such Sweet Sorrow" |
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TrulyMaggliDeeply: i get the full treatment at "curl up & dye"
an manicured at "a show of hands" |
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PunchedYourBelliard: I find all my finest accessories at "Hairaphernalia." |
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TrulyMaggliDeeply: .... |
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PunchedYourBelliard: .... |
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PunchedYourBelliard: you know, sometimes I wish I'd been born a 35-year old overweight white lady. |
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TrulyMaggliDeeply: ay, me too |
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**Online Host**
TheAngryInge has entered the chatroom.
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TheAngryInge: hey, sorry to interrupt you guys, but the umpire told me to stand over here in the dugout while playing third or else it'd be "interference." |
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RolenOnDubs: NO that's not good enough, GET FARTHER BACK, KEEP GOING
/shoves Inge into hallway |
