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Torreumon: Kyle, put on your glasses, the guys from the YES Network are here to talk to you about the game. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: glasses!! oh no joe not glasses they'll make me look positively goofy |
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Torreumon: Emperor Palpati...eeeer, I mean MR. STEINBRENNER didn't take you to LensCrafters and pay $149.99 for you to sit back here squinting at the computer. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hahaha i see what you did there, comparen george stimebrenner to darth sidious like we was the galactic empire how refreshen i'll do it
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HouseOfYES has entered the chatroom.
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HouseOfYES wants to directly connect.
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HouseOfYES: EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE, YES NETWORK, YES NETWORK HERE I HAVE A QUESTION, QUESTION |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: yes what is it fool |
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HouseOfYES: How do you feel about Jason Grimsley's affidavit naming six stars as steroid users? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: was that the guy what workt at the springfield power plant an was always getten bothert by homer simpsons |
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HouseOfYES: No, he's a former Diamondbacks pitcher who got released for doing steroids, so he is clearly telling the truth and has nothing to gain. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: what in the good name of fuck is a diamondback
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: wait did he after-david me, cause if he did i'll go up into his house an kill him with a sickle trust me i done it twice already
/nervously scoots Flintstones Chewable Vitamins under locker with foot |
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HouseOfYES: No, he didn't. He named Roger Clemens and Jay Gibbons, among others. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: lololololol
friend you just turnt me into jerry the king loller right there |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: i above all peoples thinks roger is like some dickhead reverse squirrel storen nuts an shit in his ass fer the harsh winter but c'mon |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: unless they sell steroids now at the kentucky fried chickens rog is just a dumpy ass who got good at pitchen. an dont look in his pants his peter lookt like that when it was born |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: an hey, you wanna see my impersonation of jay gibbons
here goes |
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thats all i gots to say about that |
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HouseOfYES: /raises hand
YES NETWORK JOHN FLAHERTY ANOTHER QUESTION PLEASE, ANOTHER QUES- |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: YES HI WE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE HERE WHAT |
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HouseOfYES: Are you seriously wearing a sport coat with a medallion and no shirt? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: /looks down at self |
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HouseOfYES: well it's been nice talking to you, Chris Sabo, have a good day |
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