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Sam_PerFi: Nick, as the savior of the Baltimore Orioles organization I'd like to present you with gold, jewels, women, and the like. |
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Sam_PerFi: However, Peter Angelos gave all of those things to B.J. Surhoff for some reason (again) so to mark this special occasion, here's an officially licensed Baltimore Orioles cap. |
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MarkakisRedVelvet: whoaaa thanks! I should get my average above .220 EVERY day! |
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Sam_PerFi: Yeah so Jay Gibbons ate too many biscuits this morning and has to go day-to-day for like three days, can you go stand around in right for a while? |
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MarkakisRedVelvet: Sure! I enjoy the professional baseball! /trots off to right |
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**Online Host**
Suddenly, an explosion! TheGiantSilva has entered the chatroom. |
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TheGiantSilva: BALTIMORE ORIOLES! Turn and face the Minnesota Twins! |
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Sam_PerFi: Oh no! Contenders to a division! |
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TheGiantSilva: *hovering* Are you ready now to witness a power not seen for thousands of years? |
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MarkakisRedVelvet: Hey you, get your damn hands off my team! /raises bat |
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TheGiantSilva: *squints* Amazing! Is that you, Markakarot? You've always been like this, ever since the day I first met you, always ready to meet the next challenge, even if it's bigger than you are. |
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Sam_PerFi: No, please don't hurt Nick! He's our big Baby Jesus! |
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MarkakisRedVelvet: If I can't do it, then who else can? |
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TheGiantSilva: EXPLODING DRAGON FISTTTT /begins throwing fastballs all over the place |
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MarkakisRedVelvet: /swings wildly, cowers
aaah aaaah aaaaah |
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MarkakisRedVelvet: AAAAAAAAH |
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SSJ_Markakis: RAAAAAAAHHH |
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MarkakisRedVelvet: Oh snap! Nick Markakis has gone Super-Saiyan! |
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TheGiantSilva: NO! How can this BE! How could a lowly rookie achieve what I've...what I've struggled my entire career for! /continues throwing fastballs, because hey |
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SSJ_Markakis: /bat turns to gold
/swing swing swing |
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**Online Host**
SSJ_Markakis has hit three homeruns in a single game.
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TheGiantSilva: NO! NOOOOooooo
/hovers in place screaming for five episodes
/exploooooooodes
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**Online Host**
TheGiantSilva has left the chatroom. |
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MarkakisRedVelvet: /trots bases; is labeled "next (every good baseball player who has ever lived)" by Orioles Hangout |
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MarkakisRedVelvet: hey coach, if I get my average above .310 can I have a pair of stirrups |
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MarkakisRedVelvet: son if you keep winning us ball games I will kill every sheep I meet and weave the fuckers myself |
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MarkakisRedVelvet: now if we could just get someone ELSE on the team to show some personal merit |
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**Online Host**
Meanwhile, out on Eutaw Street. |
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LoewenInYellowCoats: whoa check out that dog with one eye |
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ConineOBrien: /covers left eye with hand
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