By Jon - 6-28-05
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  **OnlineHost** Francold has just hit a grand slam, the oldest person in Major League Baseball history to do so.
Francold:   All right!
  **OnlineHost** Francold has typed something in a chatroom, the oldest person in Major League Baseball history to do so.
Francold:   Oh. Uh, neat.

/rounds bases
  **OnlineHost** Francold has rounded first base, the oldest person in Major League Baseball history to do so.
Francold:   Okay, could you please stop doing that?
  **OnlineHost** Francold has rounded second base, the oldest person in Major League Baseball history to do so.
Francold:   I'm serious!  Can nobody talk about me without making reference to my age?  Does every single opposing team's broadcast booth have to chuckle about how old I am, but concede that I'm "still kicking"?
  **OnlineHost** Francold has rounded third base, the oldest person in Major League Baseball history to do so.
Francold:   ARRRGH

GOD I GIVE UP

/collapses on field
  **OnlineHost** Francold has fallen down on a baseball diamond, the second-oldest person in Major League Baseball history to do so.
zimmer_down_fellas:   BOO-YA