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Ken_Harvey: Good morning, America. Stand by FOR NYEEEEWS! |
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Ken_Harvey: Our roster this year looks like a team from an unlicensed Super Nintendo baseball game. |
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Ken_Harvey: We lacked the purchasing power to retain Joe Randa. Matt Stairs will be in our starting lineupPAGE TWO |
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Ken_Harvey: If you go to Vegas and bet a dollar on the Royals making the playoffs, your potential payout is 100% of the money there is in the entire world. |
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Ken_Harvey: Americans, are you aware that osteoporosis is the #1 cause of broken bones in men and women over 50? Citrucal is a supplement that will reverse bone damage! Check your local grocery store for details. |
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Ken_Harvey: At this point, us failing to win a World Series is such a mathematical certainty that that the world of scientific research uses [KC] as an expression of the constant of a linear algebraic equation with a negative coefficient of xPAGE THREE. |
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Ken_Harvey: For what it's worth...Royals management chewed me out for failing to clock out while sitting on the bench. I don't need this shit and I should just get my buddy Phil to put in a good word for me at the Steak & ShakeKEN HARVEY |
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Ken_Harvey: good DAY! |
