RoadWarriorHawk:  All right fans, up next is number 35, Big Frank Thomas.  Thomas hit .271 last season with 18 homers and 49 runs batted in. wimpy_wimpy_wimpy:  That's right Hawk, I think it's safe to say that based on those numbers he's the greatest player to ever play the game. RoadWarriorHawk:  That's right, Wimp.  And here's the pitch... RoadWarriorHawk:  Swung on and BELTED to DEEP JUST PAST THE PITCHERS MOUND!!! wimpy_wimpy_wimpy:  WOW, what a line-drive base-hit, Hawk!  A few more feet and that would've been out of the stadium! StillARespectably-SizedHurt:  hooray for me for i have reached the first base RoadWarriorHawk:  PUT IT ON THE BOOOOOOARD, EEEEEE-YES!!!!! wimpy_wimpy_wimpy:  The Sox now lead by 400 runs.