brer_Abbott:  Good morning!   Nice weather we're having this morning.
Online Host:  *Tar-Baby didn't say a word, and Brer Fox, he lay low*
brer_Abbott:  How are you feeling this morning?
brer_Fox:  /me winks

/me lay low

brer_Abbott:  What is the matter with you then?  Are you deaf?  Cause if you are I can holler louder.
Online Host:  *Tar-Baby didn't say a word, and Brer Fox, he lay low*
brer_Abbott:  You're stuck-up, that's what's wrong with you. You think you're too good to talk to me.  And I'm going to cure you, that's what I'm going to do.
Online Host:  *Tar-Baby didn't say a word*
brer_Fox:  /me chuckles
brer_Abbott:  I'm going to teach you how to talk to respectable folks if it's my last act.  If you don't take off that hat and say howdy, I'm going to bust you wide open.
Online Host:  *Tar-Baby didn't say a word, and Brer Fox, he lay low*
brer_Abbott:  That's it.

/me punches

Online Host:  *Brer Abbott is now stuck in the tar, and Brer Fox, he lay low*
brer_Abbott:  OH GOD I'VE LOST THE USE OF MY HAND
brer_Fox:  Howdy, Brer Abbott. You look sort of stuck up this morning.  Well, I expect I got you this time, Brer Abbott.  Maybe I don't, but I expect I do. You've been around here sassing after me a mighty long time, but now it's the end.
brer_Fox:  And then you're always getting into something that's none of your business.  Who asked you to come and strike up a conversation with this Tar-Baby?
brer_Fox:  And who stuck you up the way you are? Nobody in the round world. You just jammed yourself into that Tar-Baby without waiting for an invitation.
Online Host:  *Tar-Baby rushes out onto the field*
Tar-Baby:  WHAAAT

WHAAAAAAAT

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