bud_is_wiser:  Okay, first offense for steroid abuse you get a ten game fine, second offense you get a year suspension, third offense you are banned for life. LicensetoPills:  no bud_is_wiser:  Okay.   First offense carries a maximum of a ten game fine, fourth offense can carry a maximum of a one-year suspension, and you will only be tested once a year. LicensetoPills:  no sorry bud_is_wiser:  Okay, first offense you get fined, second of LicensetoPills:  I just don't think this is going to work for me Bud. bud_is_wiser:  Final offer.   First offense you get a stern talking to, second to fourth offenses you get a hole punched on our MLB Frequent Players punchcard. bud_is_wiser:  After five punches you will be entitled to a six-inch sandwich at Subway restaurant with purchase of a medium drink. LicensetoPills:  I have to buy a drink to get the free sub?  This is because I'm black, isn't it.