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bud_is_wiser: I'm not going to put an asterisk beside the home run records. It would be unfair to do that. In fairness to those players, no one has been convicted of anything. And we can't turn history back. |
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bud_is_wiser: My job is to protect the integrity of the game. Each era, each decade has had situations where people said there were unfair advantages. |
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bud_is_wiser: So to answer your question Barry, yes, you can have robotic arms installed. |
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LicensetoPills: Excellent. When I am able to swing a bat at 20,000 mph it will make it fair that Babe Ruth got to play eight less games a season than me. |
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Niekro_Please: THAT IS TEH AWESOME~! LOLLERZ YOU WILL BE ABLE TO RIP OFF PPLS ARMS AND HIT PPL OVER THE HEAD WITH PPLS ARMS LIKE JAX IN MORTAL KOMBAT. |
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bud_is_wiser: To compensate for this be aware that all rookies from the 2015 class will not be pitched baseballs but will rather be lobbed tennis balls. |
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LicensetoPills: uh hello * |
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bud_is_wiser: No, sorry, no asterisk. And in 2030 we will bring in the outfield fences to just past second base, and players will hit beach balls off of a tee. |
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LicensetoPills: **** |
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bud_is_wiser: And by the year 3000 pitchers will only mimic throwing the ball and any player who can bring the bat through for a full swing will be awarded a home run. |
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LicensetoPills: ********* |
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Niekro_Please: LOOK GUYS, THE FIRST SNOW OF THE SEASON |
