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ALL QUIET IN THE WESTERN DORM!
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"CHEX, BUDS, AN' ROCK 'N ROLL!"
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"I SEE LONDON, I SEE FRANCE! I SEE RODNEY'S TIGHTY-WHITIES!"
SAVIN' THE DAY THE HANGIN' OUT WAY!
MEETIN' THE REAL LORD O' THE DANCE!
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DATIN'S BETTER LEFT FER THE NUTS!
FEELIN' SO STUFFY YA MAY AS WELL HAVE THE SNIFFLES...
...BUT NOTHIN' A FEW BURGERS AN' DOGS CAN'T CURE!
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"THE TODDMOBILE TO THE RESCUE!"
YER HISTORY NOTES ARE HISTORY!
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YER SCHNOZZ IS DRIPPIN' LIKE A LEAKY FAUCET!
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MAKIN' SURE YA "CHEX" YER FACTS!
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YER VERY OWN "PERSONAL CONFUSER!"
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"AND YA THOUGHT ROOT BEER WOULD NEVER FLOAT!"
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COLLEGE STATE RULES, STATE U. DROOLS!!!
THE "VIDEO GAME 2000" IS FER BABIES!
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THAT'S THE BIGGEST CAN O' POP YER EVER GONNA SEE!
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"HOME-FER-THE-HOLIDAYS!"
"GOIN' HOME-FER-THE-HOLIDAYS!"
"PUTTIN' THE 'GIFT' IN 'GAG GIFT'!"
"WHO KNEW YER BIG BRO WAS SUCH A CLOWN?"
"MAKIN' SURE YER KID BRO HAS A MERRY X-MASTMAS!"
"AND FINALLY: PICKIN' OUT AN X-MAS TREE!"
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"THE BEST ULTIMATE FRISBEE GAME YA EVER PLAYED!"
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"SCROUNGIN' UP YER 'BACK-TO-SCHOOL-SUPPLIES'!"
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