I'm no brain surgeon, but I'm smart enough to know it when I'm crazy. Right now I'm probably lying in a gutter someplace talking to myself. All I know for sure is I don't know nothing about nothing. But I don't care because if you can't trust what you see there's no call to take anything seriously.
"Bastard!" wAGG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"Son of a bitch..."
"He's crazy."
"No, he's faking it. Hit him again, Dr. Wright. Harder."
KRAKKK
You shouldn't ought to hit me that way, Goldie. With the barrell I mean. You'll knock it out of whack and the gun'll be useless. If you're going to pistol whip somebody do it right and use the handle like you did the first time.
KRAKK
Wait a minute. Just hold on a second. Why'd she call you 'Dr. Wright?'
I guess I shouldn't have selected the practice mode.
KRAKK
KRAKK
"Harder!"
KRAKK
"You're going to die, mister. But first..."
You God damned sprite! You've got it all wrong! Just take a look at this mug! LOOK AT IT! Would any of you dames let me get close enough to you to name your city? Damn straight you wouldn't!
None of you would but Goldie, and she only did because she thought I could protect her. But I accidentally hit the button that makes you bulldoze stuff when I was trying to build a road by the police station so I couldn't.
And I'll bet the cops didn't do a damn thing about the crime warning, did they? Damn straight they didn't.
But as soon as they had me for a fall guy they showed up, guns blazing!
But I saved my game and I been building three-by-three residential zones on my way to the truth ever since, and I'm getting damn close to it. So go ahead, Doll. Shoot me now or get the Hell out of my way.
"Oh, nuts."
Okay, I'm glad we got all that sorted out.
"What the hell..."
"No! I tied those knots -- and that's my specialty! The specialty of tying knots!"
"You sat there and took it -- when you could've taken my gun away from me any time you wanted to..."
Sure, but I thought I might be able to talk some sense into you -- and I probably would've had to paste you one, getting the gun.
And I don't hurt girls.