THE STAFF PAGE OF DOOM!!!
 

Here is!!! our list had staff writers.  Would you like for write with us as a staff member?  Call me an e-mail at HAMID@THINGSTHATAREOLDORHADHAPPENEDINTHEPAST.COM

Here is the slender on all writers that had writing on this!!! site.

HAMID

You always ready know me but my name is Hamid.  I am 15 years old and live in India where I have help Mother to grow crops and wear clothing!!!  My hobbies are include carrying burlap sacks and combing my hair.  You should had check out my Goldeneye 007 website!!!


NINJA X

Hey this is Ninja X here.  NINJAS PWN


STEVO

Yo my name is Stevo and my role models are Chuck Norris!  He ruled, does anybody remember him?  I do!


RACER X

Hey I feel the need!  THE NEED FOR SPEED!  Racer X was awesome, do you guys remember him?


PASTRY MAN

 I am the craziest member of this website.  WHERE'S MY MEDICATION?!?!?!


STEEVO

The first rule about Steevo is that you do not talk about Steevo!  The second rule about Steevo is that you do not talk about Steevo!  The third rule about Steevo is that you do not talk about Steevo!  The fourth rule about Steevo is that you do not talk about Steevo!  The fifth rule about Steevo is that you do not talk about Steevo!  The sixth rule about Steevo is that you do not talk about Steevo!  The seventh rule about Steevo is that you do not talk about Steevo!  The eighth rule about Steevo is that you do not talk about Steevo!  The ninth rule about Steevo is that you do not talk about Steevo!  The tenth rule about Steevo is that you do not talk about Steevo!


TODD

Hi guys, my name is Todd and I am a freshman at Foxglen High School.  I have a lot of homework to do so I don't have much time to write, but I

 


NINJA WRITER

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CYBERHIPPIE

"Is it 4:20 yet" - me

"yo its not my turn to take out the garbage" - roommate

"I AM THE BONGMASTER" - my friend jeff

"screw you guys im going home" - cartman

"BADGER BADGER BADGER" - a website

"hey joe, there's a radiator.  feelin thirsty?" - mike (inside joke)


STEVE-O

hey guys im not that great at writeing but o well lol  SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FREIND


MICKEY

sup m8


WRITER X

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ST33VO

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HEY GUYS


FRATBOY

It's all about the motion of the ocean!  It's not the walk of shame, it's the stride of pride!  I drank more than you; you are a lightweight!  "I was gonna go to class, but then I got high!"  Hey guys do you remember that poster of the guy from Animal House who had a shirt that said COLLEGE?  That is what college is all about!  Wearing shirts that say college!  Whenever I go to the grocery store I wear a shirt that says KROGER, and whenever I go home  to Mom and Dad's to visit I wear a shirt that says PLACE WHICH I WILL MOVE BACK INTO UPON GRADUATION AND REMAIN UNTIL I AM 28. 


STEEEEEEEVO

"I'LL BE HASTA LA VISTA, BABY" - from terminator the movie


STOVE

 

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Jesus, is it just me or are there 45 million people on the Internet named some variation of Steve-O?