NO BLOOD FOR OIL

by Ninja X

I'm fucking tired of all the sheep in this country. Everyone's always like "I THINK THAT GEORGE BUSH
IS NOT VERY MUCH LIKE ADOLF HITLER AT ALL", when in truth, he is MUCH like Hitler. I can think of
no better illustration of this fact than a photo of Bush with Nazi paraphenilia added with MS Paint.



First of all he rigged the 2000 election. Don't believe me? Then listen to the facts. The election came
down to the state of Florida. Bush's brother Jeb is governor of Florida. COINCIDENCE HMM I THINK
NOT. Obviously Jeb Bush rigged the election for him, because if you are governor you have absolute
power to rig every vote in the entire state, and there is no chance that someone would suspect
anything or blow the whistle on you.

This is proof enough that George W. Bush is more like HEIL FUHRER W. BUSH. Look at history! Hitler
also rose to power after getting his brother Jeb to manipulate the vote in Florida.

After that what's the first thing he does? He moves to ban abortion, which some call a "holocaust of
the unborn". HMM WHERE HAVE I HEARD THE WORD HOLOCAUST BEFORE.

Then 9/11 happens, which George W. Bush caused himself by flying airplanes into the World Trade
Center with a remote control. And it was all faked anyway, it wasnt even on the moon at all, it was in
a top-secret hangar in the desert. Don't believe me? Look at the flag in the World Trade Center
"wreckage". See it waving? THERE IS NO WIND ON THE MOON DOYYYYYY

So after 9/11 he invaded Afghanistan. Who else was known for invading countries? HMM I WONDER

Everyone keeps telling me that "oh Ninja X, he's not much like Hitler, Hitler killed millions and millions
of people and tried to take over the world. All Bush did was make some dumb mistakes and engage
in an ill-advised war." I hate those fucking cocksuckers who do not believe that Bush is like Hitler in
every way. I want to kill them all because they do not hold the same political beliefs that I happen to
hold. They are sheep. In fact, whenever I am in the middle of a political discussion with one of them,
I get out my shears and attempt to shave him or her. Then I get my sheepdog to herd him or her to
the nearby pasture. When I go to bed every night, I get myself to fall asleep by counting Bush
supporters hopping over a fence.

In conclusion, George W. Bush's birth certificate, in actuality, reads JAIL TO THE GEORGE W. THIEF
HITLER.