GEORGE W. BUSH =
MORE LIKE JAIL TO THE THIEF

by Ninja X

George W. Bush is like Hitler, and the Constitution is like the Jews that he burned in the death camps.  Well maybe not that bad but you know what I mean.  Here are some facts about Bush:

- In one year in office, he drove our country into a $900 trillion deficit, which is more money than there is in the entire world.

- His SAT score was 400.

- He was stationed in Vietnam but discharged after raping and murdering 47 women.

- He gave a presidential pardon to the Unabomber.

- He is trying to pass a law that would make it illegal to hang out with your friends or go play video games.

- He wants to bulldoze schools to make room for oil wells.

- One time a scientist found a way to build a car without making any pollution, and it didn't require gasoline.  George W. Bush walked up to him and shot him in the back of the head.

- George W. Bush's dad, George Bush, made him by having sex with a loaf of bread.

- George W. Bush was coaching a Little League game one time, and a kid accidentally bobbled the ball.  So George W. Bush took off his sock and stuffed a baseball inside it and went up to the kid and whipped him retarded with it.

- He has had nine cavities.

- He has fallen for the "high five, in the sky, down low, too slow" joke approximately 390 times.

- He was arrested by the CIA for trying to light a shoe bomb on Air Force One.

- He solves Rubik's Cubes by taking off the colored stickers on the blocks and sticking them back on so they match up together.

- He went to the funeral of the guy who played Wilson from "Home Improvement" and said "HIDEY HO, DEAD NEIGHBOR" until Wilson's mother vomited and died.

If these reasons aren't enough to make you vote against Bush this November then you are a moron!!!!!!!!!!  GO TO HELL