A fake news article

by Ninja Writer

Hey guys what's up?  Ninja Writer here.  I just got reading a website called The Onion, and it was pretty funny!  I figured I'd do a fake news article like them, no offense but sometimes their stuff is pretty boring.  As an aside, I honestly believe that the words satire, irony, and parody have the same root meanings and are interchangeable.

WACKO JACKO DANGLES STEROIDS OUT OF WINDOW

NEW YORK- Self proclaimed King of Pop Wacko Jacko Jackson dangled steroids out of a window!!!

Barry Bonds was there and we interviewed him, "those are my steroids he said!"

Barry Bonds then got a baseball bat and hit Michael Jackson in the face with it and said "those are my steroids

We interviewed somebody who said "well it's not surprise!  Ha ha!  Barry Bonds uses steroids therefore it would make sense for him to want to try to get steroids!"

Martha Stewart escaped out of jail and arranged flowers around the scene and said "now this would make a good flower garden! then she cut some cucumbers"

By: Ninja Writer