First of all, Danny's wife didn't "had was eaten by a gorilla" as you so eloquently put it. She was struck by a drunk driver. While I may have been able to excuse an isolated act of wanton stupidity, once I'd read your confusion of beloved actor Bob Saget's last name with that of his fictional television character, I knew I'd be doing the world a favor by showing up you and your crew of two-bit crotch-monkeys. As if all of this weren't enough to have you strung up by your hindquarters in the middle of Times Square, you go so far as to claim that not only was Joey the Tanner's maid, but that he'd also posessed the mechanical proficency needed to manufacture a line of robodic automatons capable of sophisticated interaction with human beings. I've got some bad news for you queerbait; Joey wasn't the family's maid. He was a friend of Danny's from grade-school and the only thing he was ever good at making was no money with his tired stand-up comedy routine.

Now that I've exposed you for the no-talent fraud you are, do yourself and the rest of us a favor by shutting down this pitiful excuse for an "entertainment" site. I'd almost laugh at how stupid you all are if you weren't so fucking pathetic.

I am glad to did meet someone else who remembered Full House as I have!!! Unfortunately for Hamid's village we had lost our only slide reel to the one where uncle Jesse says "had mercy!!!" when our village had been attacked by a plague of vicious fire ants!!! But it is like Hamid alsays said, "He did not to build Rome in one day!!!"

I had wanted to going to New York City but was being scared of your murderous lions jumping off-stage and mauling poor Hamid!!!

Hmmm. Apparently you're from India or one of those other third-world shitholes where retards worship poultry or whatever, so I'm going to try and make this as simple as possible so you can understand what I'm trying to get across. Your site sucks the already withered teat of entertainment humor. If your website were an actual cow, I'd have been taken out behind the barn and had a bullet put between it's eyes years ago for being so fucking lame. Not only are your articles incoherent and factually inaccurate, but your ensemble of writers are just about the homliest assemblage of disappointments I've ever seen gathered in one place. We'd only be so lucky as to get you all in once place so the bomb squad could clear out the whole lot of you in one fell swoop. If I had access to a time machine I'd go back to before you were born and kick your mother in the womb.

Sorry I did not replying for a few days. I had waiting in line for to get a tape of American rolling rock songs!!! Do you to remember Twisted Sister?!? Maybe I should did writing an article about how they did wanting to rock!!! You had seeming very smart. I bet you did getting a job as a banker. I bet you did not mind had taking your work home!!!

ROCK!!!

WE DID WANTING TO ROCK!!!

Twisted Sister? Yikes.

Maybe I was wrong about you, kid. Sometimes on the Internet it's easy to get carried away knowing that you'll be hidden behind a mask of anonymity. I mean, here I am, a run-of-the-mill accountant working for a struggling mid-level firm getting his rocks off by insulting some poor foriegn kid who just wanted to share his passion with the rest of the world, yet to you I must come off as some sort of golden God. I wish I could reclaim just a sliver of that youthful naivety. Maybe I wouldn't be so bitter if I'd just taken time out growing up to appreciate the finer majesties of life. So far as I can remember, I've always been success-driven and goal-oriented, and looking back all it's gotten me is a mediocre job and a bunch of shallow material crap I've always wanted, but will never need. Yet here you are content with Goddamn Donkey Kong cartridges and Quiet Riot albums and you're happier than I've ever been. I think maybe in the future I won't be so quick to make such a rash character judgement.

Heh, but now I'm just ranting. Thanks man. I can't wait to read whatever it is you've got to say in the future.