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the riaa = nazis by cyberhippie
okay so the other day i was with my bud greg, he went to score some weed from schmo's brother mike. well when we were waiting for mike to get home we put on some CDs he had laying around and one of them was Simple Plan. Simple Plan kicks ass and when you listen to it when your on weed its a wicked combination. we were freakin out and havin fun, josh ran into the kitchen and tried to lick an electric mixer when it was plugged in and now he cant make "L" noises. simple plan is the fuckin bomb so i decided I should get my own cd of them. but what the fuck!!!!!
i went to buy it and it was like 15 bucks. i was like fuck no thats
bong money so i went home and got on my computer and got on kazaa to get it
for free. by the way i was fuckin mashed lol, i had previously drank a
case of bud light and like 20 pounds of weed plus my boy schmo scored these
pills his brother got from the pharmacy. i was listening and rocking
out but all of a sudden the speakers go ERRT ERRT ERRT ERRT ER ER ER ER ERRR
ERRR ERRR and i fell on the ground and starting rolling around and blood
started comming out of my mouth and shit it wasnt cool. i woke up like
a day later to find that i had broken my CDs into fragments and tried to
snort them up my nose and i had lost three pints of blood, and my shirt was
missing because i had eaten it. schmo said "hey dude you have to shit
your shirt" and josh said HAH HAH THAT'S REAYY REAYY FUNNY . i hope
the riaa gets shot in their dick |
