harold and kumar go to white castle kicks ass

by cyberhippie

sup fuckers this is yer old pal cyberhippie.  i just wanted to give a shout out to the crazy cats who made the movie HAROLD AND KUMAR GO TO WHITE CASTLE!!  this movie kicks ass so go see it.  its about these two guys who probly like to light up, but anyways they have all this crazy shit happen when they try to go to white castle.  this movie is good and true because white castle is awesome!!!!!!!  me and schmo go there every night after gettin lit, its a good place for when you get "the munchies".  want to hear a joke, "the munchies" lol

anyways i didn't get to see the movie that much because me and schmo spent too much time trying to make a fort out of each other's fingers.  its like back in the day remember lincoln logs hell yeah!!!!  only when you get stoned its awesome because your body feels like its made out of tinkertoys.  its cool for a while but then schmo was freaking out, he was like "WHOA DUDE MY SHOULDER JUST TURNED INTO ONE OF THOSE WOODEN HOLE PIECE THINGS".  i didnt know what to do so i went to the lobby and was like 'somebody get me a band aid for my bro' but nobody listened.  so i forgot where i was going to and then i woke up in the back room of a wal-mart.  schmo had found his way into the trash compactor and i got woken up when someone turned on the compactor and i was all laughing and like "schmo get your fag ass out of there, your gonna get hurt" but schmo was like "HEY ITS LIKE STAR WARS" and right then he started screaming.  i didn't care because i was too busy trying to call dark vader.  he's in a body cast now and he has to drink his weed out of a straw

oh yeah my favorite thing to do at white castle is to drive up and order a big mac, and then pay the guy the money and peel out without getting my food.  gets em every time