my story about doing drugs

by Cyberhippie

ok so last saturday i was at chads house.  chad said hey my parents will be gone all weekend wanna smoke out.  i said "hell yeah bro fuckin light up."  so we packed our bowls and smoked the fuck out.  we turned on "world's wildest police videos" and it was awesome because we felt like we were in the show.  then i was like "lets call eric" so we called him and he said hell yeah he was up for some weed.  and then i called schmo, but schmo was like "na man, i'm hanging with my girlfriend" and i was like "whatever your ass is whipped" and i thought i hung up the phone but it turns out i put it in the toothbrush holder.  then i took a nap cause i was tired as shit and i didn't wake up for like 16 hours.  i finally woke up at like 2 the next day and schmo was like "what the fuck dude where have you been" and I was like "what the fuck are you talking about i don't work today" and he said "i know but you were gonna help me mow that dude's yard today" and i gave him the finger and lied on the couch some more.  then i watched jeopardy with chads little brother mikey who is like 5.  i swear that kids a genius, he was yelling out answers to all sorts of shit.  but anyway we were so blitzed that you wouldn't believe how blitzed we were.  it was like so crazy and i dont know if you have smoked weed before but i sure have and let me tell you its like ice skating with roller skates on.

so all you hippies dont forget to light one up at 4:20 bros peace out