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Big Bird set off to find them.  He soon ran into his good friend, Gordon.  Gordon was one of Big Bird's very best friends, and he was very pleased to see him.

"Hey, Gordon!  Know what's weird?"

"What's that, Big Bird?"

"I'm pretty sure that I don't have any genitals."

Gordon threw up his hands and smiled, knowing that Big Bird was just being his goofy self.  "You don't need genitals, Big Bird!  Who on Sesame Street could you possibly procreate with?"

"Telly's a nice lady."

Gordon closed his eyes, entered his memory warehouse, located the papers documenting the last four seconds of his life, and threw them into the fireplace.  "Want to go find the rest of the gang?" he asked Big Bird.

"You bet!"  Big Bird righted himself, and together they went looking for the others.

 

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