harmless lil boy: hey man.
harmless lil boy: hey man.
harmless lil boy: just wanted you to know that your website kicks ass!
harmless lil boy: just wanted you to know that your website kicks ass!
harmless lil boy: Thanks man!
harmless lil boy: Thanks man!
harmless lil boy: yeah, your IM pranks are so good!  You totally punk out those sons of bitches!  If I were them I'd end my life with a mallet to the face!
harmless lil boy: yeah, your IM pranks are so good!  You totally punk out those sons of bitches!  If I were them I'd end my life with a mallet to the face!
harmless lil boy: heh, thanks.  Well, I try.
harmless lil boy: heh, thanks.  Well, I try.
harmless lil boy: SmarterChild was wrong.  Your IMs are funny!  Forget what he told you!
harmless lil boy: SmarterChild was wrong.  Your IMs are funny!  Forget what he told you!
harmless lil boy: Yeah.  You know what?  I will.
harmless lil boy: Yeah.  You know what?  I will.
harmless lil boy has signed off at 3:12:44 PM.
harmless lil boy has signed off at 3:12:44 PM.

harmless lil boy: hey man, do you know how to run two AIM programs at once?
kyle3_f4rnsw0rth: yeah get deadAIM it will let you do it
harmless lil boy: thanks, dude
kyle3_f4rnsw0rth: np

Cute_Girl_With_The_Big_Titties_In_My_Government_Class: hello. ;)
harmless lil boy: Well, hello!  Who is this?
Cute_Girl_With_The_Big_Titties_In_My_Government_Class: a big fan of your site...I think I've seen you around.
harmless lil boy: Oh, really?  Where?
Cute_Girl_With_The_Big_Titties_In_My_Government_Class: In your government, class, silly! :)
harmless lil boy: Oh...I think I remember you, actually!
Cute_Girl_With_The_Big_Titties_In_My_Government_Class: We often sit on opposite side of the room.  It tortures me.  All the other guys in the room are boring and unsophisticated.  But you...you are different.  You always have this look.  It looks like you're musing deeply about something.
harmless lil boy: Really?  I did not even noticed that I made such a look!  You're right, though.  I do find myself musing.  Very often.
Cute_Girl_With_The_Big_Titties_In_My_Government_Class: awww.  Poor thing!  You must do that because you're so deep.
harmless lil boy: Yes...I'm a troubled soul.  A tortured poet, if you will.
Cute_Girl_With_The_Big_Titties_In_My_Government_Class: I...I hope this doesn't get weird.  I don't want it to.  But...it just feels right.

Cute_Girl_With_The_Big_Titties_In_My_Government_Class wants to direct connect.
Cute_Girl_With_The_Big_Titties_In_My_Government_Class is now directly connected.

Cute_Girl_With_The_Big_Titties_In_My_Government_Class: Is...that okay?
harmless lil boy: Yes...yes.  It is.  You are beautiful.
Cute_Girl_With_The_Big_Titties_In_My_Government_Class:
Cute_Girl_With_The_Big_Titties_In_My_Government_Class: No.  You are the beautiful one.  You're wise, yet troubled.  Strong...yet sensitive.  *takes off pants*
harmless lil boy: *rips off shirt*
Cute_Girl_With_The_Big_Titties_In_My_Government_Class: *unhooks bra*  Go on...touch them.
harmless lil boy: *touches breasts*  They're so big...and firm...
Cute_Girl_With_The_Big_Titties_In_My_Government_Class: Go on.  Do it.  I need it.  I need your poet penis.  Stick yourself into me, you muscled muse.
harmless lil boy: Go on.  Do it.  I need your poet penis.  Stick yourself into me, you muscled muse.
harmless lil boy: AW FUCK
harmless lil boy: DAMMIT I LOST MY WOODY
harmless lil boy's direct connection is closed.
harmless lil boy has signed off at 4:01:55 PM.

kyle3_f4rnsw0rth: brb the gig is up!

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