nicegirl_2626: Hi there!
nicegirl_2626:
You don't know me, but I just wanted to let you know that your website is cool, and that you seem like a funny guy. :)
harmless lil boy: Oh hey, thanks!
harmless lil boy: you fucking slut!
nicegirl_2626: ...what?
harmless lil boy: BITCH
harmless lil boy:
I'LL GIVE YOU A DOLLAR TO SUCK MY DICK
nicegirl_2626: What the hell is your problem?
harmless lil boy: MY ONE EYED MONSTER AIN'T GONNA SUCK ITSELF
nicegirl_2626: Look, I'm sorry. I just wanted to compliment you and say you had a cool site.  Why are you being such an asshole?
harmless lil boy:
because that is what I would like to fuck you in!
harmless lil boy: Your asshole, I mean!
nicegirl_2626: whatever.
harmless lil boy: lol, I bet you're fat!  FATZILLA
harmless lil boy: Did you see what I did there?  I put the word "fat" into "Godzilla." lol 
harmless lil boy: HEY WHY DON'T YOU COME SUCK ME OFF
nicegirl_2626: Oh?  And where would you like me to suck you off?
nicegirl_2626: In your dorm room maybe?  Can you let females in this late?  Oh, I guess not! 
nicegirl_2626: Huh, it must really suck to leave high school just so you can stay in a nursery for four years!
harmless lil boy: shut up, I could sneak you in!  SHUT UP
nicegirl_2626: Maybe you should ask Daddy if he'll put you up in one of those nice apartments next semester!  Just give him that "Daddy's little girl" look; he won't be able to say no!
nicegirl_2626: You're a child.  A carefree, sheltered, figuratively emasculated child whose bitterness leads him to lash out at random well-wishers. 
harmless lil boy
: YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING BITCH
harmless lil boy:
FUCKING SHUT UP
harmless lil boy: fuck it, i'm out
nicegirl_2626: Have fun wanking it! ;)
harmless lil boy: znn inuj niub
harmless lil boy: l;,lmkopopl
harmless lil boy signed off at 12:28:14 PM.

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