harmless lil boy: Lower your shields!
StaticKlingon
: heh
harmless lil boy: I bet that you never get laid!
StaticKlingon
: Why do you say that?
harmless lil boy: lol, "master of the lightsaber", eh?
StaticKlingon
: I have a girlfriend.
harmless lil boy: Riiiiiight.
StaticKlingon
: whatever.
harmless lil boy: Come on, you don't have a girlfriend.
StaticKlingon: If you say so.
harmless lil boy: lol, one dick wonder!
StaticKlingon
:
what?  What does that even mean?
harmless lil boy: I'm trying to say that you don't have a girlfriend.  I think.
harmless lil boy:
Sorry.  When I insult, I just sort of splice together random figures of speech.
harmless lil boy: You there?
StaticKlingon: yep
harmless lil boy: FAGGIT
harmless lil boy: why won't you get mad?
StaticKlingon: because I relieve my anger by fucking my girlfriend instead of saving logs of me saying "fuck" and "shit" to people on AIM so I can post them on my shitty website.
harmless lil boy: ,
harmless lil boy signed off at 2:32:19 PM.

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