Cartoon
My Gym Partner's a Monkey

Animal
Polish Bull Shark

Outfit: T-shirt / water-filled headphones / Mako-stache

Tagline: "Shark! SHARK! Shark Attack! This shark eats like a MAAANIAC!" Okay, not really.

Plot summary: In a perfectly reasonable and common scholastic mishap, a human child has his last name spelled incorrectly and is subsequently sent to a school for living humanoid animals all drawn in Dexter's Laboratory. If John Kricsfalusi had never picked up a pencil every animator currently working on television would be sitting in their basement balling up shitty sketches of Snow White, I swear to God.

Anyway, at the school the kid's gym partner ends up being a monkey, and so goes Cartoon Network's "My Gym Partner's a Monkey." I find that the show works a lot better if you follow it by going WHOA really facetiously. Try it. "My Gym Partner's a Monkey WHOAAAAAAAA!!!" See? This also works for every show that has been on the Disney Channel in the last three years.

Phil of the Future whooaaaaaa
The Suite Life of Zach and Cody whooaaaa

And so on. (more)

User Comments: The monkey's gym partner is often bullied by Virgil Sharkowski, a bull shark (i see what you did there) who has to wear a special head-device to keep water circulating through his gills. Sharkowski has a high-pitched Mike Tyson voice and is a total woman, because I never saw Jabberjaw wearing headgear. Jabberjaw would drive a fucking car, he didn't give a fuck. But, like Jabberjaw, Virgil Sharkowski must keep playing the drums or else he DIES.

Bull likes to steal lunches, and I do not blame the children/monkeys whatsoever for giving them up. We've all had to deal with a bully in our life at some point or another, but if I was walking around at Brookville Middle School and a SHARK with METAL TEETH and a MUSTACHE was even in the hallway with me I would lose control of my bowels and collapse to death in a puddle of my own chum.

my bully is a shark man WHOAAAAAAAA

User Rating: 5.9/10 (14,225 votes)