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Wildfire

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The most 13 year old girl who has EVER LIVED

Outfit: Western casual / mystical amulet / Donnie Van Zant's .38 Special hat

Tagline: "WILDFIRE!"

Plot summary: Pretend for a moment that you are a little girl. If you're already a little girl this'll be easy. As a baby, you were given up for adoption. You're 13 now, and you've never learned anything about your "real" family or birth. If you can pick anything to have happened in regard to making you, what would it be?

Okay. Sara Cavanaugh finds out that she is actually a princess of a mystical realm named after her where she doesn't have to go to school because her Mom is dead and everyone loves her and her best friend is a magical talking horse named "Wildfire." She and said horse then fight the really really harmless forces of evil with the help of a cute young boy with a crazy hair color and a horse of his own.

I can't even READ that without becoming the folder and inner loose leaf pages of every 13 year old girl I've ever known or come into contact with. Bouncing Babies are falling out of my ass as we speak. Compared to "Wildfire" the Care Bears were a Tom Waits album. "Tenderheart of Saturday Night." (more)

User Comments: Sara (who becomes "Princess Sara" of "Dar-Shan" in the great land of "Ara-Shay the Pretty Haired Who Shant Wear The Braces") does all you can expect from a post-tween put in charge of bailing out the inept denizens of one of She-Ra's suburbs. She'll be on Earth talking on the phone and rolling her eyes at authority figures until her amulet starts to glow. That means there are some horses missing, or a butterfly is being treated unfairly or some shit, so she runs off to find Wildfire and they adventure and learn, or whatever the hell they do.

No matter what she was doing on Earth where there are consequences and sometimes people tell you you're doing something wrong, Sara is quick to help out in Dar-Shan. Sorry about that, teacher, I didn't do my homework because this mean chick named "Diabolyn" and her co-horts "MAD-eline" and "Pissy Jessica" tried to kill a bunch of flowers in a place I can't tell you about that you can't see. Sorry about that, Jesse McCartney, I can't listen to your sensitive warbling because I'm too busy doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah okay we'll listen to it on the way over

User Rating: 3.6/10 (131,313 votes)