November 8th 1963
What. A. Day. I went to go visit Jenny at her school today but she wasn't there. I sat outside and waited for her for hours. Then this car pulled into a handicapped spot. If there's anything I hate it's ignorance towards common law so I did what any good person would do and started punching the driver in the face. It turned out that Jenny was in the car with that bastard. She must have been impressed with the number I did on him because she brought me upstairs to her dorm room. Then she made me grab her boobie and I put a hurting on her roommate's bath robe. She said that was fine because her roommate is a stuck up bitch who only gets her car from the parking lot when she knows Jenny doesn't need to go nowhere. I guess Jenny and me are like boyfriend and girlfriend now. I always thought she was pretty and she's always been very nice to me. I just never thought she felt the same way about me. I feel dizzy. |