July 16th 1973
I'm home now. I received a honorable discharge from the army and here I am. You wouldn't believe the kind of attention I got while I was gone. I even got $25000 for fibbing a bit. I put the money to good use though. I bought a shrimping boat so I could show just how easy it was to be shrimp boat captain. Bubba made it sound like you had to know all sorts of stuff but I figured anything Bubba could do I could do while playing ping pong. I'd never named a boat before. But there was only one I could think of. The most beautiful name in the whole wide world. |