Carl Johnson
"Mad at Beach"

 

Life's a Beach!

What's up?

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Well why don't you come and dance?

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YEAH FO SHO

Let's see what you got!

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pretty good moves there, buddy!

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X X square

incredible!  Are you a professional?

crack crack crack the egg into the bowl

M I X the flour into the bowl

You're a pretty good dancer!

- DJ

 

 

5

PHNOM PENH '86

What kind of incompetent fool are you?
FOOL! FOOL! FOOL! FOOL!
Tommy!

These idiots - they always trying to screw you.
That's the problem with this business.
What do you think you're doing?
These pricks have failed me miserably,
Soon any mom and pop will think they can sell gallo in Vice City.

What next, huh? The stinking Mafia?!
That gang place is a fortress at ground level,
so Quentin here - Quentin! QUENTIN!

He'll fly you over the area!
Eradicate them!
What do you think you're doing?

- Diaz

 

Kingdom Come

I hear you've been a busy boy.
Well I've been a busy girl.
I think it's time you witnessed the real power of 'SPANK'!
Besos y fuderes, Catalina,
xxx. PS: DIE PEEG DOG, DIE!!

- Catalina

 

 

Introspection

Where my damn tools?

- Guy in hardhat

 

 


 

 

 

 






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