My heart don't pump no sprunk.

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I smoke cause it gives me knowledge.

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That essa put dust in my weed.

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Them white boys had me on crystal meth.

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Playin with me, stop playin.

- Number 12

Homie
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This is Leanne Forge, WCTR News.
Foreigners are coming.
Who are they,
and why should we
care?

The FDA warns shampoo is killing your unborn child.
Plus, protest continue outside the Zebra Bar Candy Company.

Police say gang trouble is on the rise again,
especially in Los Santos.
Sources believe it is linked to the rising drugs trade,
while others blame the fascist pigs.
Also in gang news, customs officials report a huge influx of Russian
mobsters and cheap weapons since the
f
a
l
l...
of the wall.

The governor's office said everything is OK.
In Vinewood news,
rapper Mad Dogg was celebrating the launch of his new clothing line.
Richard caught up
UP
UP with him.

What a troubled man.
Sounds like he should lay off the sauce. Also
today, a Tourette's theater group, banned from the park.
Unless they take up mime.
And finally,
Finally! in foreign news, a suspected US agent was caught in Panama
selling weaponry to right-wing guerillas, causing a major incident,
but we plan mostly to gloss over the implications and hope you enjoy
some sporting activity tonight.
The state department is advising against foreign travel.

This was Leanne Forge, WCTR news.
Let's be careful out there.

- Leanne Forge