DECEMBER 23
| Chadian soldiers crowd their border shortly after Chad declared a state of war against Sudan in response to a Sudanese attack on the town of Adre, which left over 100 dead. | The Statue of the Cosmic Christ, commissioned by His Holiness Lord Hamsah Manarah | |
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Boiskov:
CHRIST OUR
LORD WAS THREE HUNDRED SIXTY THREE DAYS OLD THIS DAY Boiskov: Emily pointed out the other day that, in essence, you will be paying me one million Flooz. Basher Lemming: Shit, I only have Beanz. Boiskov (11:00:30 PM): Sigh. Do we have to do another year of this? Basher Lemming: We should have used day-by-day micropayments. That's the future of e-commerce. Boiskov: I think that's what they did in Superman 3. Basher Lemming: No, that's what they did in Office Space. Boiskov: Oh? Because I certainly didn't watch Superman 3. Basher Lemming: I haven't seen any of them, actually. Boiskov: I don't even know what a "movie" is. I imagine it to be some sort of stimulus that passively engages the olfactory and tactile senses. Basher Lemming: Smell-o-touchesis is the future of e-commerce. Boiskov: Uh...I don't think so. Sorry to burst your dot-com bubble! Basher Lemming: I'll have to sell off a fortune in sniffenfeel hardware for pennies on the dollar! Oh, destroyed by my own hubris! Boiskov: CHRIST OUR LORD WAS THREE HUNDRED SIXTY FOUR DAYS OLD THIS DAY |
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