APRIL 15    

Boiskov: CHRIST OUR LORD WAS ONE HUNDRED NINE DAYS OLD THIS DAY
Basher Lemming: For 30 more seconds.
Boiskov: CHRIST OUR LORD WAS ONE HUNDRED TEN DAYS OLD THIS DAY
Basher Lemming: Dammit.
Boiskov: That was a quick fucking draw.
Boiskov
: I'm the man.
Basher Lemming:
Boiskov (11:59:13 PM): CHRIST OUR LORD WAS ONE HUNDRED NINE DAYS OLD THIS DAY
Basher Lemming (11:59:53 PM): For 30 more seconds.
Boiskov (11:59:55 PM): CHRIST OUR LORD WAS ONE HUNDRED TEN DAYS OLD THIS DAY
Basher Lemming:
FAILURE
Boiskov: Oh, I'm wayyyy ahead of you.
Boiskov: I've synchronized my desktop clock with time.gov
Basher Lemming: I synchronized my clock with the sun.
Boiskov: I'll synchronize my fist with your face!
Basher Lemming: Will that be 5 seconds too early too?
Basher Lemming:
ooh burrrnnn
 
Firefighters respond to a blaze in a Paris hotel that would ultimately claim twenty-one lives.  April 15, 2005.

The Yellow Christ by Paul Gauguin
     
   

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