The cat is Facebook. The man is winning.

The key to a happy life is to win as many Facebook arguments as you can. Here is how you achieve that result every single time:

1. Make sure whatever you don't support is demonized completely.

2. Always remember that you are the real victim here.

3. There are not really two sides to every story. There is, instead, your side and a giant conspiracy out to get your side.

4. Reasonable people cannot disagree with you. Reasonable people clearly are on your side, everyone else is insane.

Congratulations! The victors write the history books, and so now you have a job writing history books because you are the victor.