Hey! my name is Brad and I'm here to tell you fine folks about super mario Brothers. There are several aspects to this game which include, characters levels and my, childhood experiences.

1. Characters

Mario

Mario is basically the leader of the pack, he was a plumber but this is never really explained. I like to imagine, this guy could star in the next Danny Devito Movie!

Separated at birth?

the second character is Luigi. Hes the plumber brother of mario Who, is skinnier. perhaps this makes them like Twins only Luigi isnt running For governor of california like AH-NOLD. But who knows these days I bet everybody is these days!

You be the judge!

Princess Toadstool

when This game was made, it was made in Japan where they have all this crazy fetish crap like people being born inside of toilets and stuff. from this Hotbed of sexuality comes princess toadstool. she wheres this pink Dress that looks like she was pooped on by a pink albatross.

(pic of pink Panther)

HEY DON'T LOOK AT ME!

Toad.

Toad, was all the rage in Japan as well since nobody there has seen plants, they have all been replaced with robot dogs that can take your picture and send it to other dogs who then know what you look like so they can scan your face to see what you look like. Toads fat and never seems to do anything right but saves the day in the end, and proves a valuable ally in Mario 1.

King Kooper is the main. boss hes always Throwing axes and such in order to keep you from the final room. Hes big and ugly and Makes, me wonder who his lover is.

Separated at birth?

The levels

My favorite level, the first level is always the above ground level But. my favorite level is always the underground basement level. There are several aspects to this level. which include first of all pipes and molting hot lava but, also has many aspects to it such as a space at the top of the screen that lets you run across the level. Thats' my favorite feature, since i'm lazy and would rather be out drinking beer with my friends then mow the grass or Whatever.

i was at melissas house the other day (greg you know where I'm talking about.). there was this party there and everyone was drunk by the time i Got there. melissa was like Brad whats going on between us? and I was like 'well' if things weren't so weird between you and your boyfriend then I would make a move you know I would So. She Went into the kitchen and was like well here have some vodka and as every oneknows, i am a liquor cabinet and can hold it like crazy. i must Have killed like have the bottle before i Passed out. Im really experienced with drinking so i know how Much i can drink, which is a lot. and especially a lot if you are 14.

other Levels include main boss levels and the World 4 where everything is a lot bigger then you Are.

Everyone, has a favorite game that they had played when they are a kid. My favorite was mario 1, I started playing it when i was like 5 because I am a really quick learner and as They, say I am a member of the ' nintendo generation'. but its a great game. I would say to Pick it up in stores, except that HEY THIS ISN'T THE YEAR 1990. HELLO. (inside joke you know what it means right ben? 40 yard line man, haha are you blushing yet?)