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By Mike - 8-23-05
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 TheFreedomRosenhaus 
Ok, consider this scenario.

 TheFreedomRosenhaus 
Mario & Luigi are Olympic long jumpers. Which one would you offer a larger contract to?

 Leisure_Suit_Lurie 
Luigi, of course.

 TheFreedomRosenhaus 
Then why won't you pay T.O. more than players he's better than?!!/

 reid_my_lips 
terrell is the highest paid receiver on this team.

 TheFreedomRosenhaus 
He should be the highest paid receiver in the NFC.

 Leisure_Suit_Lurie 
I don't deal with contracts for the entire NFC. I deal with contracts for this team.

 Leisure_Suit_Lurie 
Terrell was perfectly happy with the contract he signed last year, and he should be perfectly happy to abide by it.

 reid_my_lips 
if he wants to be paid more, he can work for it & help us win a superbow'

 TheFreedomRosenhaus 
He helped you get to the Superbow'!

 Now entering : terrell_pwnz 

 terrell_pwnz 
hey guys

 reid_my_lips 
hello

 TheFreedomRosenhaus 
Hey hun

 terrell_pwnz 
so how we makin' out?

 ThinkOfTheChildress 
hey terrell

 terrell_pwnz 
HELLO BRAD HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY

God.

 ThinkOfTheChildress 
waht?!

 reid_my_lips 

 terrell_pwnz 
you're always coming up to me like "hey terrell, hey terrell"

what the hell

 ThinkOfTheChildress 
this practice is commonly known as a greeting in north america

 terrell_pwnz 
it's commonly known as antagonizing.

 ThinkOfTheChildress 
now wait a minute! andy and drew said hi to you too. how is that not antagonizing

 TheFreedomRosenhaus 
You don't have to talk to him.

 terrell_pwnz 
yeah, listen! you don't need to talk to me unless i talk to you, ok?

 reid_my_lips 
that's enough!

terrell, i think you should leave.

 terrell_pwnz 
but it's training camp!

 reid_my_lips 
GO HOME.
take a week to cool off.
your groin's still fucked up anyway.

 terrell_pwnz 
i can still play with

 Kicked-o-chat : terrell_pwnz 

 ThinkOfTheChildress 
seeya, terrell

 TheFreedomRosenhaus 
So as I was saying, if Luigi can jump twice as good as Mario, then it only makes sense to

 Leisure_Suit_Lurie 
Shut up, Drew.

 Kicked-o-chat : TheFreedomRosenhaus 
     
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