SEASON 1

The Towel (B)
Jack saves Palmer's life by getting rid of an explosive
device he just handed to him (Jon)
Jack goes to sleep (Jon)
Tony talks like a Mexican (Jon)
Sons of Liberty (B)
Pop quiz, hotshot. (B)
"I just don't think you're fit to be the First Lady." (B)
Jack finds his wife dead (Jon)
Spritely homosexual saves Kim and companion (Kyle)
Jack has to abandon wife at hospital (Kyle)
The reveal that Janice's father is not really her father
(Kyle)
Mason gets annoyed at Teri's incessant nagging (Jon)
More like Lou DIE-mond Phillips (Jon)
Janet randomly hit by car (Bill)
Dennis Hopper's ridiculous accent (Kyle)
Jack Bauer as normal person (Kyle)

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SEASON 2

"We Americans, what?" (Jon)
Jack vs. guy in John Deere hat (Jon)
Elisha Cuthbert's nipples (B)
Jack introduces Tony to crutches (Jon)
Mike Novick: Fuck Face (B)
Miguel and the Super Spin Kick of Doom (B)
"I'm gonna need a hacksaw." (Jon)
"That's what you took from this world, Nina." (Jon)
George Mason: American Hero (B)
Jack squeezes Marie Warner's gaping bullet wound
(Justin)
Jack figures out that the burning corpse in the mosque
isn't Syed Ali (Jon)
Palmer's eye-roll at Cabinet (Jon)
Nina kills Faheen with gift card (Jon)
Jack faux-shoots Syed Ali's son in the face (Justin)
George Mason's flippant indignant child (Justin)
Cyber-nerd superficially wounds Sherry (Jon)
Yusef (Justin)
Reza drives Kate to show her the house (Kyle)
George Mason: American Coward (Justin)

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SEASON 3

More like Alan Killing-him (B)
Jack pulls trigger on Chase (Jon)
Michelle does not appreciate disobedient citizens (B)
Saunder In (B)
Sherry gets sucker-punched (Jon)
Chase takes one for the team (B)
The Internet kills Ryan Chappelle (Jon)
"No, you don't." (B)
Chase cauterizes own wound (Justin)
Scary rattlesnake noises when they cut to a shot of

Chase's baby (Justin)
Jack/Ramon Salazer Russian roulette (Jon)
"Do it, Chase!" on the stairwell near the beginning of the
season (Justin)
Ramon Salazar gets blowed up (Kyle)
Ramon Salazar kills Hector (Jon)
The death of Gael (Jon)

15

SEASON 4 PREQUEL

Jack says "fuck" (Bill)

1

SEASON 4

Behrooz beats guy to death with shovel (Justin)
Jack robs mini-mart (Justin)
Jack and the lamp cord (Justin)
Paul and Jack's awkward ride (Justin)
All-American Arabs (Justin)
Tony returns (Kyle)
Jack walks into sunset (Kyle)
Curtis cold-cocks Mandy (Kyle)
Audrey tells Jack she hates him (Kyle)
Internet kid says that terrorists are going to corrupt the
Internet (Bill)
Heller tries to escape from capture (Bill)
Chloe cappin fools (Bill)
Jack yells while holding EMP machine back (Bill)
Jack storms Terror Fortress (Jon)
Jack looking at Chloe with bewilderment/terror when she
tells him if he ever needs someone to talk to, she's there
(Kyle)
Driscoll's kid dies (Justin)
FOX really gives it to those jerks at Amnesty
International (Justin)
Novick's stupid peer from across the wall at Cummings
(Jon)

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SEASON 5 PREQUEL

"I've got you now" (Jon)

1

SEASON 5

Logan contemplates suicide (Justin)
Henderson cuts Audrey's artery (Justin)
Jack threatens to cut Walt Cummings' eye out (Justin)
Deadgar Stiles (Justin)
Morris O'Brien (Justin)
Pierce calls out Logan (Kyle)
Jack-Henderson shootout (Kyle)
Jack shoots Henderson's wife in the leg (Kyle)
Jack grabbed by Chinese (Kyle)
Tony finds out Michelle is dead (Kyle)
Henderson outsmarts and almost explodes Jack (Kyle)
Martha Logan insanity music (Kyle)
Novick's shit-eating grin (Bill)
Jack lands plane (Bill)
Sam-wise shares the load, dies of nerve gas (Bill)
Aaron Pierce blows up flame thrower guy (Bill)
Tony goes out like a bitch (Bill)
Chloe stun-guns asshole (Bill)
Jack elbows air marshal and is thoughtful enough to give
him a pillow (Jon)
Palmer's assassination (Jon)
Jack stabs guy in neck with scissors (Jon)
Jack eats breakfast (Jon)
Martha bitch-slaps Logan (Jon)
Logan revealed as mastermind (Kyle)
Kim tells Jack she can't see him again (Kyle)
Gary uses magical psychology (Kyle)
Palmer's funeral (Bill)
Jack Bauer puts one over on the Germans (Justin)

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SEASON 6 PREQUEL

Reveal of gleaming Toyota (Kyle)

1

MISCELLANEOUS

Calorie-Mate (Bill)

1

MINI-LISTS

Jack Bauer and Bo Jackson: A Comparative Analysis
Worst Personal 24 Spoilers
CTU's DysFUNctional Family Members