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The Chiefs lost on Sunday, but I woke up Monday morning and the world had not ended. People were out shoveling snow from the sidewalks. Traffic was moving as usual. A bunch of black kids sat at the corner listening to rap music. And I thought, "Maybe football isn't what it's all about after all." Then the bag of groceries I was carrying broke open, and Brett Favre showed up and said, "You shoulda double-bagged that." Then I said, "WELL YOUR DAD SHOULDN'T HAVE DRIVEN HIS CAR INTO A TREE." And he flashed me a weep. It was a knowing weep.




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	The Chiefs lost on Sunday, but I woke up Monday morning and the world had not ended. People were out shoveling snow from the sidewalks. Traffic was moving as usual. A bunch of black kids sat at the corner listening to rap music. And I thought, "Maybe football isn't what it's all about after all." Then the bag of groceries I was carrying broke open, and Brett Favre showed up and said, "You shoulda double-bagged that." Then I said, "WELL YOUR DAD SHOULDN'T HAVE DRIVEN HIS CAR INTO A TREE." And he flashed me a weep. It was a knowing weep.


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