The Dugout

By Nick
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OrtizItThisOne: So why aren't you playing in the World Baseball Classic?
LicenseToPills: my main goal every year is to bring a world series title back to san francisco
LicenseToPills: playin in a fake league with fake players for fake trophies is not worth the risk of injuring myself.
OrtizItThisOne: Well, you don't seem to run much in the outfield. And, come to think of it, you really don't leave the batter's box unless it's to trot around the bases after a tater. I'd say your body wouldn't undergo very much torment.
LicenseToPills: you see, my knee is composed of very soft, crystalline substances.
OrtizItThisOne: Oh.
LicenseToPills: even the slowest tater trot possible could end my chances of breaking henry a.......bringing home the big one for san fran.
  *Online Host* tatertrot has entered the chat room on a zamboni.
tatertrot: YEE HAW! This one's for the SAWKS!

/drives
LicenseToPills: what the hell is this guy doing?
OrtizItThisOne: The only player on my team that I talk to anymore is HOLY MOTHER A GOD LOOK OUT!!!!!!!!
tatertrot: YAAA HOOOOOOO

/runs over crystalline kneecap
LicenseToPills: Why!? Whyyyyyy!?!
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