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WinBenSteinsBrenner:
The All-Star break has come and gone and we're still not at the top of the
division! THIRD PLACE!! |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner:
We've won fewer games than the Orioles and they have two immigrants and a
duck pitching. What can we do? What's that puzzle piece we're missing? |
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ILoveCashman:
Maybe 208 million dollars just isn't enough to finance a successful team
roster, boss. |
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Ert_and_Bernie:
What if we got new uniforms and started playing in the new stadium? |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater:
What if we signed Albert Pujols, Vladimir Guerrero, and Miguel Tejada?
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homosexual_rod:
WHAT EEF JOO JUST PUT EVIAN IN OUR DRESSING ROOMS INSTEAD OF FIJI LIKE I
AXE, CHOLO?? |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater:
We could make Tejada play second base! |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner:
SILENCE!! You buffoons. The answer is coming to me. Yes.
YES. The answer is coming to me and that answer is quite clear! |
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WinBenSteinsBrenner:
We must sign AL LEITER. |
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ILoveCashman:
18 year veteran Al Leiter! BRILLIANT!! You've done it again,
boss! |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater:
Why didn't I think of that??? That's why you're the best, Mr.
Steinbrenner. |
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Ert_and_Bernie:
His frail old man body and 6.25 ERA will win us at least half as many games
as it loses! We can score over seven runs a game, right team??? |
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TheLeiterSideOfBaseball:
wait what |
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ILoveCashman:
Welcome to the team, Jesus Christ...er, I mean Al!!!!! |
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TheLeiterSideOfBaseball:
but i |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater:
Welcome back to New York, teamie! ^_^ Today you'll be playing
SHORTSTOP LOL j/k you will be playing pitcher |
