By B - 4-9-06
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bobby-coxer:   Okay Pete, McCann is on first.  We need him in scoring position, so when you go up there just remember:  make contact.  That's all we need.
PeteOrria:   I'm Jodie Foster and the ball is my dead father, got it. 
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One drop of rain has fallen.
ConstantTeen:   a heh, welcome back to TV's Bloopers and Practical Jokes.  Now, Elise, watch what happens when a little boy gets a little too close to an ostrich.   Heh, watch. 
little_boy:   nyah hee hee nyah i love the zoooooo hee hee
OstrichMyLegs:   HWAAAARKK!!!!! /chomp
little_boy:   aaah aaah
ConstantTeen:   Ha ha ha, oh my.  Now Elise, what did you think of that clip?
vapid_television_starlet:   Now when I go back to my television progrum The Hughleys I remember to watch out for ostriches!!!
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We now return to Braves Baseball on TBS. 
bobby-coxer:   what the hell just happened
PeteOrria:   I ... I don't know, I was just about to seque into a joke about The Silence of the Lambs and all of a sudden I'm staring at Dick Clark's brown eye. 
AChipOffTheOl'_erJones:   It's TBS, whenever it rains they go the archives so it's either bloopers, James Bond movies, or WCW Saturday Night. 
AChipOffTheOl'_erJones:   Just be thankful that we don't play for the Cubs.  WGN cuts away from 9th innings to see how kids do at Bozo's Grand Prize Game. 
PeteOrria:   Are we clear?  Can I-
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Someone in the stands has spilled a cup of water. 
ConstantTeen:   Everyone I know loves The Fresh Prince of Bel Air.  Elise, do you watch The Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
vapid_television_starlet:   Oh most certainly, I like it when they make jokes!
ConstantTeen:   Ha ha, well, watch what happens when the cameras are rolling and someone forgets just how those jokes are made!  Watch.
UncleFull_LOL:   WILL!!  WHAT IS THE SITUATION WITH THIS REPORT CARD? 
Will1K:   uncle phil you fat or somethin
UncleFull_LOL:   WILL, NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I

pfffffffffttttttt hahahahahah
Will1K:   OOOOOOOOH  OOOOOOOOH
UncleFull_LOL:   hahahahaha
BrettButler:   pffffttt hahahahahaha
Will1K:   OOOOOOOH
ConstantTeen:   Ha ha, now wasn't that just hilarious, how they couldn't remember what they had to say and started laughing and acted like that for some reason was really funny?
vapid_television_starlet:   When I am on The Hughleys I will remember hilarious!!
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We now return to Braves Baseball on TBS. 
PeteOrria:   -nice key aaaaaaante
PeteOrria:   son of a bitch