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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: an so i broke bad with the sonnet an we started goen buck wile right there in the park in the middle a the night in the middle a january |
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DoctorProctor: pfft! Yeah! Right! Sure! Huh! Okay! Whatever! Pfft! Like you even know any sonnets! What did you recite to her, "Hop on Pop?" |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: no how bout on his bein arrived to the fucken age a twenty-three by john milton italian form ya lil bitch |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: catherine an myself bein masterlockt into a mature sexual relationship only further proves my theory that we are sportses equiv of pam an roy from 'the office' |
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DoctorProctor: Don't you mean Pam and Jim from The Office? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: no roy has passable upper body strenth an got it busy with pam for three years at least jim got it busy with pam for zero years because all he ever does is ack like a fourth grader around her an make stupit face at the camera |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: no scott you are more like the jim from the office |
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DoctorProctor: !! What! I am not! |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: hey guys its ji |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: jim from the office |
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JeterJeterPumpkinEater: I always thought of Scott as being more like the Ryan the Temp of the Yankees. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: no you are ryan the temp, our boss thinks you are sexy an you are fucken a lout-mouthed ethnic |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: bernie williams is stanley because he is black an old, sidney ponson was the kevin because well this should all be self explainatory |
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long_live_giambi: Who am I, Kyle? I bet you made me Dwight. |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: see i thought that at first too because you are an enormous thigh-faced baby but no in fact you are both oscar and oscars boyfriend in the same man |
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big_uNYt: Well what does that make me? |
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pr0FF3ss0r_F4rnsw0rth: you are the stamfort branch because we kept you around for plot an now we're taken you off the show an nobody will ever hear from you again |
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big_uNYt: what |
